Beautiful Music
  • cornflakepizza: omg why do i keep thinking about damian learning about MEMES
  • cornflakepizza: and trying to make a MEMES
  • billykaplan666: awww and the fam would start using a meme and damian would clue in on it two weeks later and by then everyone would agree it's dead and he killed it :(((
  • billykaplan666: damian trying to use doge
  • cornflakepizza: GOD
  • cornflakepizza: except with pics of titus
  • cornflakepizza: and they're not funny
  • billykaplan666: he'd use perfect grammar :(((
  • cornflakepizza: changing tim's desktop background
  • cornflakepizza: tim's just like ?? am i supposed to .. lau gh.....
  • billykaplan666: ohh noooo
  • cornflakepizza: oh god dick would ENCOURAGE HIM he'd laugh at damian's pics oh no
  • cornflakepizza: he doesn't want to hurt damian's feelings :((((
  • cornflakepizza: bruce finds damian's jokes legitimately funny
  • cornflakepizza: like damian just
  • cornflakepizza: pic of titus
  • cornflakepizza: "Hello, I am doge."
  • cornflakepizza: and bruce is like haha it's funny because titus is a dog but he spelled it wrong! great stuff son
  • cornflakepizza: everyone else is just like :///////////
  • billykaplan666: damian trying to pull dad jokes on bruce and then having to explain that they're dad jokes. bruce pausing and then belly-laughing
  • billykaplan666: weird meme bonding

theseductivemexican:

akapale:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”

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I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

HAHAHA

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

theonqreyjoy:

oceanflowerbird:

The best kinds of laughter:

  • Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
  • Feeling a six-pack coming up
  • Tears coming out of your eyes

#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three

xast:

hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account

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potassiurn:

you want the d?

oh you mean my

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idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

caltoru4hoh:

Caleb:

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Amber:

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titan