I Am A Unicorn.

Don't let anyone pull you down because the deeper you go, the harder it is to get out.

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

kataangcaps:

A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.

(Source: andrewbelami)

mvtk42:

ironychan:

What, exactly, are all the skeletons fighting about?

Did somebody assassinate Archduke Femurdinand?

When I read this I put my phone down, walked out of the room, then sat at my kitchen table reevaluating the life choices I’ve made that led me to this moment.

frnkolantern:

livin in a world with shitty lighting

frnkolantern:

livin in a world with shitty lighting

ilikeyellowbananas:

pizza-omelette:

you’re such an ass catdad

Ohmygod this is hilarious

legendsmade:

ninjakato:

jpnvines:

僕の”フリーカラー”ペン。My “Free Color” pen. #ginzablow 〜 銀三郎

My “Free Color” pen. My “Free Color” pen. #ginzablow 〜 銀三郎

But still… this is pretty neat if it’s legit. 

Wth

(Source: vine.co)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

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covalent bonds

The Headless Horsewoman.

Is it Halloween yet?

The Headless Horsewoman.

Is it Halloween yet?